Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Jennifer and John broke up because of Twitter?

It's all because of this little birdie?! Photo courtesy of Twitter

Photo Courtesy of stupidcelebrities.net

When i first heard it i was as awestruck as you are, i was like what?! No way would they break up over something so small. As a news guy on a radio station reporting on the latest gossips, i shouldn't have been surprised cause relationships or even marriages in Hollywood are as permanant as whiteboard markers.

So the story goes that John Mayer would not return any of Jennifer's phone calls, messages, e-mails, text. But he can update his Twitter account every single minute of every single hour of every single day of every... you get the picture. So obviously Aniston had enough.

Mayer was so hooked to the point that when they broke up, thus he Twitted "This heart didn't come with instructions."
So i guessed girls break up with their boyfriends over football, Nintendo Wii, Victoria Secret angels, your-collegue-that-you-never-have-a-crush-on-but-just-because-she-wears-skirt-to- work, and porn...
The next non-sexual reason for break ups? Twitter.


Anonymous said...

I would imagine that this story gets the same as the movie ratings for "the Breakup".... dull and overrated.

Moe Nasrul said...

my sentiment exactly.

LoNeRaNgerSpEaK said...

Women need attention i guess..uhhuhu..